INT. SPACESHIP CONTROL ROOM - DAY
Bob stands defiantly, holding up the glowing blue, plastic banana hairbrush as alien invaders surround him.
BOB
With this cosmic Banana Brush, I'll untangle the stars themselves!
ALIEN LEADER
Foolish human! Your toy means nothing to our armada.
BOB
Oh, it's no toy—it's the key to galactic neatness! Prepare for a style overhaul!
COMPANION
Bob, do it! Brush away the chaos!
[Bob dramatically brushes his hair, and a wave of energy repels the aliens.]
ALIEN LEADER
Our ships are... frizzing out! Retreat!
BOB
Ha! Even aliens can't handle a perfect comb-over!