INT. SPACESHIP HALLWAY - DAY BILLY-BOB, a goofy space explorer, waves a glowing banana like a lightsaber at a towering ALIEN INVADER. BILLY-BOB: Stand down, cosmic creep! This banana saber will peel you faster than a bad joke! ALIEN: What? You're wielding fruit against my laser blaster? How absurd! BILLY-BOB: Absurd? This is the ancient Banana of Destiny—forged in the heart of a exploding star! ALIEN: I'll vaporize you first! Prepare for defeat, earthling! BILLY-BOB: Not today! Hyah! (swings the banana, making a whooshing sound as the alien pretends to stumble back) Victory is peeled!