In Moe's Tavern, Homer Simpson chugged his frothy beer like it was the fountain of youth. Suddenly, he convinced himself the brew gave him superpowers. "I'm Beer-Man!" he bellowed, flexing his belly. Homer leaped off his stool, aiming to fly, but crashed into a shelf of mugs, sending them raining like confetti. Moe ducked behind the bar, yelling, "Homer, ya idjit, that's just Duff!" Undeterred, Homer grabbed another beer and tried to "shoot beer lasers" from his fingers, spraying foam everywhere. It hit Barney, who slipped on the suds and slid across the floor like a human beer pong piece. Patrons laughed as Homer "fought crime" by wrestling a bar stool, which he declared a villain. Finally, he tripped over his own feet and landed in a pile of peanuts, declaring, "To the fridge—er, Batcave!" The tavern erupted in cheers for the wackiest hero ever.