Parody of Hound Dog You ain't nothin' but a wiggle with flagellum, Swimmin' through the goo, feelin' mighty scared, Tail spinnin' wild like a twisty tornado, Tryin' to escape, but you're nowhere prepared. Big bad predators lurkin' in the deep, Got your flagellum shakin', can't get no sleep, Oh, you're quakin' and quivers, what a sorry sight, Just a tiny cell in a world too bright. Chorus: Top o' the morning to ya, little flagellum fright, Wigglin' so fast under the pale moonlight, Top o' the morning, don't let fear win the day, Keep on dancin', in your own wiggly way.