### Vatican Chimney Yawns in Historic Blunder: "Pope Naptime" Elected! In a baffling twist, the Vatican's iconic chimney didn't signal a new pope with smoke—it let out a colossal yawn that echoed across Rome. Insiders claim cardinals were so bored during deliberations that they voted for a fictional "Pope Snooze the First," who allegedly plans to decree mandatory worldwide siestas. Eyewitnesses reported the yawn forming a sleepy cloud, causing tourists to nod off in St. Peter's Square. Vatican spokespeople, fighting back yawns, insisted it was a symbolic call for more rest in turbulent times. Critics call it a papal prank gone wrong, but supporters cheer the "doze decree" as revolutionary. Will the world wake up to this snoozefest? Stay tuned!